Saturday, May 31, 2008

Sex Monster Maniacs and Freaks

Sex and fun are what this blog wants to be about, and this is partly why some of what's written about here can seem... odd. Odd, but fun.

Laughter is a part of sex, certainly, as one can see after big orgasms that seem to induce relieved chuckles and giggles...

Then there's Freaks Of Porn. I don't know if this stuff is meant to make you laugh, some of it involves masked burglars and rape-style fantasy but never really with unwilling partners...

For example, the masked bandit finds the innocent school just bursting for her first sex experience... but her and her nubile friend turn the tables and ass-rape him before making him fuck them...

Or this sorceress mercilessly fucks monsters she summoned (though the gallery, for some reason, makes it seem like a rape thing).

But this is great stuff. I mean if you grew up with monsters and demons and serial killers and stuff like that in your movie diet, this will seem like empty callories, raw fun and games... with hot sexy naked babes to boot.

Nostalgia will affect your appreciation of the Frankenstein monster fucks a ripe young woman in her back yard, shades of George Romero will haunt the Zombie fuck scene... also, spoofing the movie Scream, two other nympettes do a guy dressed as the Edvard Munch-inspired killer from that movie.

I might be wrong but this is the kind of site that satisfies sci-fi.horror movie geek nostalgia as well as hardcore porn fantasies... and is right up my alley.

Party like a movie monster!!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Hentai Sex Fantasies and Fantasia

Hentai often presents busty cartoon babes with tentacle monsters.Having read some of those black & white erotic comics when I was a kid, I can relate to the increasingly popular Hentai genre.

Hentai generally means "sexually perverted" in Japanese but when used by North American producers and fans it simply means Japanese-produced sexually explicit cartoons, or porn anime (which is the term for Japanese cartoons).

But perverted isn't far from what some of the kinkier hentai films seem to be. Crawling, tentacle monsters raping over-developed schoolgirl types, aliens or demons with body-piercing penises, massive defecatory and enema porn, and all sorts of over-the-top toon sex fetish extremes are common features.

While hentai covers all the main porn themes or niches, from animated lockerroom lesbians to hetero hardcore, it does so the same way it portrays its incredibly endowed women and men, with enormous breasts and penises, ramped up thighs and butts - that is, extremely and in ways only possible in the toonworld, not in the real world.

And this must be the appeal of hentai; while those erotic comics of days gone past were realistic, within the realm of the physical, hentai is way out there and more akin to the Wicked Wanda comics in Penthouse, Playboy's Little Annie Fanny and other beefed up, ballooned cartoon characters.

Finally one of the most important elements in hentai seems to be the setup, or fantasy - the narrative that establishes the fantasy, whether bizarre or naturalistic. In that way you could say this fairly modern thing is more like the old dirty movies of the 60s and 70s.

More to come!

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Sex Hungry Space Invaders Porn

Mika Tan is raped by a purple alien.At the risk of becoming cartoonish here (after the last post about Action Girls), I feel I must post about these completely insane and damnably cool sexy naked hardcore fantasy sites called XXXSpaceGirls.com and GalacticGirls.com.

These people take the alien abduction theme and turn it into hardcore cyborg sex, space dildo and extra-terrestrial rape fantasy stuff, and feature some pretty well known porn babes with "creature cocks" and ugly green headed aliens.
Featuring strange insemination experiments, bizarre dildos, slimy sex goo and shiny metal backgrounds and locations, you're taken to exotic flying saucer settings to watch women willingly or unwillingly being subjected (and subjecting themselves) to penetration by unusual futuristic devices and aliens with monster penises.
There's also a LOT of hot posing galleries featuring the likes of Aria Giovanni in sci-fi wear and lesbian action in cool futuristic settings, too.
Much of this touches on bondage and forced sex themes, but what else would an alien sex lab represent? There's the occasional alien chick and human scientist guy sequence, but really it's mostly all about human females and alien sex monsters.
I don't know how to end this. I'm just going to go back to those strangely appealing, magnetic photos and videos with babes smeared in alien cum and leave you to your clicking.

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Machine Sex Fetish Hits The G(rind) Spot

Machine-sex fetish never really seemed interesting to me, more like something kinky and far-out, maybe a sci-fi geek's idea of perverse pleasure, but not really something that would give you a hard-on.

But a closer look at FuckingMachines.com can really open your eyes to just what drives (and pounds, and grinds) this fetish.

It reminds of of the kind of kinky sex you find in artist Moebius' work or the human-robot fucking in euro-comics like Métal Hurlant (Heavy Metal magazine in English).

Although for some it can be, the real turn-on for machine sex isn't only the machine or robot, it seems. It's the steady, relentless, unstopping, repetitive sliding piston-action of the device pushing the subject (usually pretty hot pornstar babes here) higher and closer to peak orgasmic reaction, all to the humming buzzing grinding sounds of the contraptions.

And what orgasms; women rarely come as hard, loud or long as they (very believably) do at Fucking Machines. And the variety of machines available is dizzying: big ones, small, simple, complex Rube Goldberg things with names as clunky as they are: The Vulvulator, Lickity-Chick and the classic Fuckzilla.

Judging by the various girls and lesbian couples here, there's no particular type of babe; machine indifference must be a hallmark of the genre, along with a certain amount of bondage, submission and various uniform-fetish themes (police, prison, etc), and a smidgen of science fiction and a very liberal splash of squirting.

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