The Green Chick Sci-fi Geek Fetish - It's Real!

We are legion. We are uniquely inspired. Yes, it's the green chick from Star Trek, the original TV series. And we have fantasized about her for forty years.

It's never happened before except in the imaginations of countless nerd-guys out there, but it's here at last:

For the first time, the green chick that has haunted our porn fantasies so long is finally in a porn scene.

While the new Star Trek movie shows Kirk getting out from under the sheets with her, and she's suggestively nude, it's nothing like what NakedMovie does, which is go all the way, fill in the blanks, and show what the whole scene would have looked like had the cameras been there after the lights went out...

Actually any movie geek should get off on NakedMovie.com's exclusive movie and television show parodies, pornified for consenting, fetish freaks only...

But we're concerned here particularly with their Star Trix parody, which picks up the old show's style and esthetic perfectly.

And the green chick is possibly the most pressing, long-lasting image from our porn subconciousness of yore.

Enjoy.

Evie Delatossa Vampiress Porn Fetish

This was going to be another post about the very unique sci-fi porn niche, but then we came across Evie Delatossa (or Delatosso?) as a vampiress...

And while there's been some monster-porn touched on in past entries of this blog, it's almost always verged on parodic, or been of the hentai variety.

So we couldn't resist reporting on this niche or sub-category about horror-porn which a site called XXXHorror.com takes much more seriously.

While there seems to be much emphasis on nuns, with debauched nuns doing preists, or possessed nuns masturbating with crucifixes, and other nun-related activity, there's also neat variations such as getting fucked by satan or some demon, or vampire seduction.

There's also a lot of stuff with these wild vampire chicks in medieval dungeons or obviously staged forests, getting naked and getting horny or covered with blood or ... something.

And it's all wildly reminiscent of the old Warren Comics' Vampirella books, too.

It's not certain if XXXHorror is the only serious site of its sort; further research will bear out whether this is a actual fetish strata or a one-site obsession.

We'll be back.

More WhoreLore, Fantasy Fun and Sex Magic

More WhoreLore with Shyla Stylez

Here's a great follow up to our recent foray into fantasy porn - a user-edited WhoreLore.com teaser featuring Mia Rose as an innocent Elf drawn into a web of barbarian babes, sorceresses and demons.

The series continues unabatted with regular additions to the saga, a tale of elves and witches and warriors living a prophecy of returning evil and sex magic.

Porn hasn't been this enjoyable in forever.

Speaking of witch, one of the highlights features porn star Shyla Stylez as a warrior barbarian who can "beastmaster" animals as well as spend vigils with her sexy blonde barbarian babe partner in very arousing ways...

Once again, encourage these groundbreaking porn gamer geeks so one day we'll get a feature film-quality version of the tale, without having to overlook the acting and the "reality" style shooting.

Actually, that kinda makes all the armor, swordplay and warrior orgies more ... "real" or whatever.

Have fun! And pass D20...

Witches, Warriors And The Rise Of Geek Porn

Imagine making love to a long-eared elf in a fantastical forest or rescuing a buxom maiden who drops her metal armoured bikini to let you claim your reward.

These fantasies of any Dungeons & Dragons geek or fan of Stan Lee's Conan comic books have been rendered in reality with the launch of WhoreLore.com.

Proof that geek porn is getting bigger (and that porn itself is powered by those high school nerds who turned to computers instead of footbal), WhoreLore is both a take on and hommage to World of Warcraft.

Some of Porn Valley's top porn stars and make-up artists, as well as costumers and weapons makers, all contribute to the creation of an actual world, with a narrative and battle scenes and sorcery and all sorts of elements that are found in good porn increasibly rarely these days.

And it works.

Of course, the fantasy only works if the babes are hot, despite the wings, horns or big pointy ears, and Whorelore delivers on that count with such hotties as Mia Rose as a horny Elf or Hannah Harper as an Elven Paladin.

This one definitely warrants bookmarking, and we will most absolutely be delving deeper into the fantasy sex land that is Whorelore regularly in the future.

Best Witches: Happy Halloween and Got Lesbians

Ok how's this for a great big Halloween fetish mish mash?

Scar13 is a Goth Slut who loves Halloween so she sets herself up with a bunch a big round lollipops and a big-boob witchy goth partner and they run amuck.

Scar gets her awesome ass spanked so hard the lollipops break and her butt cheeks blaze bright red. And she smiles...

We won't examine any of these fascinating kinks here, just lesbian cosplay spanking BDSM Halloween goth babes to wish you a wonderful, witchy Halloween and Sweet Samhain (you Wiccans will grok).

Check out more of Scar13 at her site, and check out our own wicked Scar13 gallery.

Make it scary!

Anna Logue: True Nerd Porn (Glasses Included)

"My name is Anna and I'm a nerd."

So begins Anna Logue's site NerdPr0n.com, a full-fledged personal porn site with pics and vids of a true nerdy girl, not just some nymph with glasses.

Anna Logue, as she's known, would rather curl up with a good book than go out. She's a Trekkie, plays D&D (even has a sexy set posing with a giant stuffed D20 - a special dice type), reads and studies philosophy (she's an authentic college girl!) and of course is a gamer too.

She's so really nerdy that she named her girl-girl panties set "HTTPanties".

This chick is truly kinky, too, when it comes to cosplay or costumes, if you will.

She's got a grungy "Clockwork Anna" droogy-chick set, a naked harlequin gallery, and even one of her dressed up (and getting out of) a starfleet uniform (of course).

Another thing I like that she likes is posing in socks - knee-highs, stockings, and more. And she writes erotica. And that... well, anyhow, any true geeks and nerds out there will understand what I mean.

She is truly someone to check out.

Bianca Beachamp's Latex Lair Lures

Canadian glam model and 32DD queen Bianca Beachamp is also, unbeknownst to many, a hardcore kink icon who rules the latex and synthetic clothing scene.

But as the Montreal Queen of Latex, she is known by many. It helps that she's been featured in Playboy specials like their Canadian Girls calendar cover (twice!), writes for Bizarre Magazine, and played her own alter ego Elexis Sinclaire in a famous video game.

Beauchamp has also produced her own documentary about her involvement in the three-day Montreal Fetish Weekend. Her movie's been picked up for distribution but you can get the DVD - BIANCA BEAUCHAMP : ALL ACCESS at her Online Store at a reduced price.

Beauchamp has the perfect body for latex modelling, and has her own taste for the kinky and weird.

Busty sets such as her Black Latex collection or gold latex bodysuit photos as well as HD Videos fill up (heheh) her LatexLair.com site, a personal site much like her glammy BiancaBeachamp.com but with a... twist.

If you aren't familiar with Beauchamp's unique take on latex and BDSM themes, it's strongly suggested you take a look at her site... before the prices go up heheh.

LCN Starla Is a LiveCam Saint and Sinner

At once a dominatrix and submissive, Starla Sparklefox now invites "Kink patrons" to her very unique live video chat shows at LiveCamNetwork - on a regular basis.

From costume-play as nurse or schoolgirl or french maid, to S&M and playing with food or using hot wax, Sparklefox is "here to entice the darker side of you as I guide you through my reality and sexuality... humorous, dark, dirty and full of whimsy."

Sounds like a hot date.... as would be anyone who declares she's "interested in sexology and sex-positive lifetsyles."

And you can have that date, virtually, any night Starla logs in to LCN to share her funny, witty, smart and artsy confessions and fantasies with you - and goads you into giving up your deepest, most secret desires to her.

This is the kind of woman we wish we all met before getting into the straight, bourgeois liefestyles we've adopted, and bless her for it.

You'd be silly to miss a secret liason or ten with this sexy sin siren any time... check out Starla's schedules here and prepare the... lubricant? margarine? peanut butter?

You'll find out...

Hot Naked Porn Stars In Action: Guns, Grenades and Girls!

Here's a twist on lust that goes after my thudding inner-geek with full force.

If amazingly fit babes in black or military (bare-bottom) garb shooting guns in action poses pull your trigger, ActionGirls.com is for you.

A little like updating Frank Frazetta-style sword sirens with modern weapons and real women, Action Girls delivers with bodies so steel-hard and conditioned, with oiled skin so gleaming, you'd think you're looking at one of those paintings.

So here you can catch nude hardbodies shooting machineguns, bazookas, flame-throwers and blowing things up with mortars, along with the occasional broadsword in studded leather buttless chaps, or Japanese samurai sword.

But Action Girls isn't just about firepower. It's about babes in action. So you'll also see sexy chicks boxing savagely, or gorgeous women swimming nude in pools and grottoes, working out at the gym... doing something.

And of course posing posing posing, showing their incredible gleaming bodies in neat locations like refineries, factories, and old warehouses, and stripping around hot cars, big tanks and old ghost towns (the action crosses genres, from spy movie to war to westerns, like in this sexy cowgirl showdown).

Whether it's a kick or a kink, ActionGirls has an amazing amount of pictures and videos, so it's popular and been around quite a bit. Join the (demolition) crew!

Hot Nurse, Naughty Maid, And Other Comely Costumes

There's something really arousing about a woman in a French maid's outfit... well, for me, anyway.

Some guys like the nurse fetish and maids do nothing for them... oh well...

Then there's those who like chicks dressed in police uniforms or as horny female military officers.

I guess that tells you a little about the psychology of each admirer, ultimately.

In the first instance, it seems there's a turn on due to the submissive woman (though not necessarily by a dominant guy, since being subservient is the maid's "job" making the him rather passive).

A nurse fantasy would normally involve a medical inspection or health care, revealing a need for nurturing and mothering on behalf of the fetishist.

Then there's the guy who wants to submit to authority in the form of an authoritative (full) figure with a badge, a cap, a truncheon or even a gun... maybe he likes handcuffs or being given a break through release from his bonds for a quick interrogation room sex session...

And this is all without mentioning the most popular of these costume or garment fetishes, of course, the school girl or college girl uniform. Actually, nurses and maids are more socially acceptable (you even see them in sitcoms) than these because of their obviously illegal and moral implications.

The hot secretary sex fantasy could fit in here somewhere around the maid turn-on, as a fuck-wish furnished partly by the hierarchal role a secretary holds in the office (passive but dominant boss); there's also the glasses, the pantyhose and the business suit turn-ons involved, I think.

And for those who find these garment fetishes too pedestrian, there's the superhero girl costume niche, featuring sexy athletic women (hey! that's Ashton Gray!) in spandex and tights, or masks and belts, such as those found at SuperShinyHeroines.com or UltraSexyHeroines.com (no kidding!). There's often a touch of bondage and submission involved, with the power babes tied or otherwise rendered powerless.