Sunday, July 5, 2009

The Green Chick Sci-fi Geek Fetish - It's Real!

We finally get to see Kirk bang the Green ChickWe are legion. We are uniquely inspired. Yes, it's the green chick from Star Trek, the original TV series. And we have fantasized about her for forty years.

It's never happened before except in the imaginations of countless nerd-guys out there, but it's here at last:

For the first time, the green chick that has haunted our porn fantasies so long is finally in a porn scene.

While the new Star Trek movie shows Kirk getting out from under the sheets with her, and she's suggestively nude, it's nothing like what NakedMovie does, which is go all the way, fill in the blanks, and show what the whole scene would have looked like had the cameras been there after the lights went out...

Actually any movie geek should get off on NakedMovie.com's exclusive movie and television show parodies, pornified for consenting, fetish freaks only...

But we're concerned here particularly with their Star Trix parody, which picks up the old show's style and esthetic perfectly.

And the green chick is possibly the most pressing, long-lasting image from our porn subconciousness of yore.

Enjoy.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Hentai Sex Fantasies and Fantasia

Hentai often presents busty cartoon babes with tentacle monsters.Having read some of those black & white erotic comics when I was a kid, I can relate to the increasingly popular Hentai genre.

Hentai generally means "sexually perverted" in Japanese but when used by North American producers and fans it simply means Japanese-produced sexually explicit cartoons, or porn anime (which is the term for Japanese cartoons).

But perverted isn't far from what some of the kinkier hentai films seem to be. Crawling, tentacle monsters raping over-developed schoolgirl types, aliens or demons with body-piercing penises, massive defecatory and enema porn, and all sorts of over-the-top toon sex fetish extremes are common features.

While hentai covers all the main porn themes or niches, from animated lockerroom lesbians to hetero hardcore, it does so the same way it portrays its incredibly endowed women and men, with enormous breasts and penises, ramped up thighs and butts - that is, extremely and in ways only possible in the toonworld, not in the real world.

And this must be the appeal of hentai; while those erotic comics of days gone past were realistic, within the realm of the physical, hentai is way out there and more akin to the Wicked Wanda comics in Penthouse, Playboy's Little Annie Fanny and other beefed up, ballooned cartoon characters.

Finally one of the most important elements in hentai seems to be the setup, or fantasy - the narrative that establishes the fantasy, whether bizarre or naturalistic. In that way you could say this fairly modern thing is more like the old dirty movies of the 60s and 70s.

More to come!

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Sex Hungry Space Invaders Porn

Mika Tan is raped by a purple alien.At the risk of becoming cartoonish here (after the last post about Action Girls), I feel I must post about these completely insane and damnably cool sexy naked hardcore fantasy sites called XXXSpaceGirls.com and GalacticGirls.com.

These people take the alien abduction theme and turn it into hardcore cyborg sex, space dildo and extra-terrestrial rape fantasy stuff, and feature some pretty well known porn babes with "creature cocks" and ugly green headed aliens.
Featuring strange insemination experiments, bizarre dildos, slimy sex goo and shiny metal backgrounds and locations, you're taken to exotic flying saucer settings to watch women willingly or unwillingly being subjected (and subjecting themselves) to penetration by unusual futuristic devices and aliens with monster penises.
There's also a LOT of hot posing galleries featuring the likes of Aria Giovanni in sci-fi wear and lesbian action in cool futuristic settings, too.
Much of this touches on bondage and forced sex themes, but what else would an alien sex lab represent? There's the occasional alien chick and human scientist guy sequence, but really it's mostly all about human females and alien sex monsters.
I don't know how to end this. I'm just going to go back to those strangely appealing, magnetic photos and videos with babes smeared in alien cum and leave you to your clicking.

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