Sex Monster Maniacs and Freaks

Sex and fun are what this blog wants to be about, and this is partly why some of what's written about here can seem... odd. Odd, but fun.

Laughter is a part of sex, certainly, as one can see after big orgasms that seem to induce relieved chuckles and giggles...

Then there's Freaks Of Porn. I don't know if this stuff is meant to make you laugh, some of it involves masked burglars and rape-style fantasy but never really with unwilling partners...

For example, the masked bandit finds the innocent school just bursting for her first sex experience... but her and her nubile friend turn the tables and ass-rape him before making him fuck them...

Or this sorceress mercilessly fucks monsters she summoned (though the gallery, for some reason, makes it seem like a rape thing).

But this is great stuff. I mean if you grew up with monsters and demons and serial killers and stuff like that in your movie diet, this will seem like empty callories, raw fun and games... with hot sexy naked babes to boot.

Nostalgia will affect your appreciation of the Frankenstein monster fucks a ripe young woman in her back yard, shades of George Romero will haunt the Zombie fuck scene... also, spoofing the movie Scream, two other nympettes do a guy dressed as the Edvard Munch-inspired killer from that movie.

I might be wrong but this is the kind of site that satisfies sci-fi.horror movie geek nostalgia as well as hardcore porn fantasies... and is right up my alley.

Party like a movie monster!!!!!!!!!

Mastasia's Titanic Tit Tittilation

In keeping with the extreme versions of fetishism covered so far, let's take a gander at the big boobs fetish.

I mean, some people like breasts, and need them to be substantial enough to be shapely, while others require a somewhat heavier boob that can stick out of the silhouette from behind for the "sidewinder" effect... and others simply like jugs when they're enormous, floppy, perhaps even sloppy and shapeless: raw unadulterated milk bags...

And then, there's the biggerer ones... the absolutely ginormous massive boob thing, racks so big they just can't be real.

Boobs like those (un)covered at Mastasia.com.

If you like big, really really big breasts, those perfect massive kinds you can't see in real life, then you must visit Mastasia.

The girls are all endearingly gifted, bouncing about, spurting milk at will, filling pitchers with it, or simply playing with incredibly thick, long tubular nipples.

To watch these girls is like watching hentai fantasy mammary maidens come to life.

There's no hardcore - these are virgin vixens - but if the tit is the shit for you, you can't miss out on this site. You will find girl-girl action, living up to the Mastasia's huge hooter heaven monicker: "ample nymphos playfully milking each other to tit ecstasy".

Mastasia is also a caricatural compendium of breast variety (amplified): you'll find wide, hubcap nipples, (relatively) small pink nips, swooping hook-shaped titties, and the perennial puffy nipples varieties - among others (even inverted nipples!).

The names of the mammoth mammary ladies are also varied and humurous: come visit Vanessa Volume, hail Holly Hindenburgs, shoot to Rina Rockets or ogle disbelievingly at Bianca Bazongas.

So if you like fun porn and limitlessly huge knockers get your rocks off, run don't walk to Mastasia.

The Hairy Pussy and Rise of the Hirsute Cult

I remember when I was younger (yes I'm that old) women had hair on their genital parts... it was, by strict definition of the term, the norm. Women in porn had crotch hair, Playboy Playmates were (delicately) tufted down there, and in general bikinis just weren't so tiny.

A woman with a shaved pussy was... odd. In fact, I remember thinking when I saw my first hairless vagina that it looked pre-pubescent.

I don't know if it was because of the mainstreaming of porn as some claim, but I think the whole smooth pussy thing in adult cinema evolved for photogenic purposes - you just see more pink without all that fuzz...

Maybe it was some weird fad of housewives competing with strippers so their husbands would stay home more, but at some point the bushy pubic area began to disappear and shaved, hairless pussies became the norm...

Now, like seeing women smoking, the hairy crotch is so uncommon that it has become a niche, a fetish or kink... and whole sites, from retro porn to modern but hirsute women, have been built around it.

One rare exception is German busty model Chloe Vevrier, who not only keeps a fully tended bush but also tends to keep her armpits unshaved. Boob lovers don't seem to notice.

I've gotten used to shaved pubes, and now do double-takes when I see unshaven pubic areas, just like I used to when I saw them unhairy. If you're among those who yearn for the days of pubic hair and really "natural" women, try NichePass - you'll not just get bushy babes, but access to a truly eclectic selection of non-typical adult material.

Enjoy!

Hot Moms: MILFs Aren't The Same As Mature Women?

It's definitely a sign of current social complexity and moral ambiguity that Hot Moms can be such a big thing, seeing as there's so many sites about them.

But... is there a difference though between older or mature women and MILFs?

For those who don't know, a MILF is a Mom I'd Like to Fuck. She can be late 20's, middle-aged or older. She usually has larger boobs because she's had children.

The term comes from the modern comedy "classic" and seed for a trilogy, American Pie, a 1999 flick about a bunch of high school seniors who vow to lose their viriginity before Prom Night...

Along the way they get the hots for a friend's mom, and the term MILF is introduced to the vernacular.

The thing that gets me is that the MILF turn-on or kink was always the domain of teens hot for a buddy's mom, not a middle-aged guy's thing, right?

It seems that the MILF/older woman/mature thing needs a little clarification.

What I don't get is how the guys who "market" or have sites with MILFs make money - do teen boys have credit cards? Or is it a nostalgia trip? Or do post-graduate guys with credit cards constitute the main market?

I know the "older woman" thing features models who are past the teen, girl, sexy twenties babe period and may be getting more attractive to those of us who like intelligent, aware and knowledgeable women who aren't just sexual playthings, but have a thing or two to teach a man.

And finally there's the mature babe, who my guess is constitutes a woman whose crows-feet are starting to show, has less firm, saggy butts and boobs, and generally presents a more physically wizened image. And those can be hot too...

As in any kink, the turn on can have it's extremes, as shown with much older women who perform in movies and sex sites dedicated to their physiques. One example that jumps to mind right off is the gallopingly fun Nana Funk - which can only be described as the first "granny hardcore sex fetish"...

The most ironic thing about it all is that the woman who inspired the original MILF lovers, the icon of all Hot Mothers, Jennifer Coolidge, one of the stars of American Pie, has never ever appeared naked, nude, lude or even slipping nips! Not even at MrSkin... so stop looking (don't you think I read stats?!?!)

Whichever's your kink, you'll find it in all the highlighted links on this page, though, and I'll throw in a few more... enjoy!